Bo, the Beast.

So, I've been eyeing dachshund puppies. But the problem with that is. I just got a puppy. But now she's about ten months old and she's the dumbest dog ever. I love her, man, but. What a retard. XD

It's just crazy, okay, hear this. Ten years ago we got a free puppy from some farm in South Dakota. Dakota. This dog has been a perfect angel her whole life, and is quite honestly comparable to Lassie in her dedication and intelligence. Now, this past march, my dad pays $700 for another labrador, purebred, from supposed "hunting lines", rather than taking the free one off the back of that pickup truck behind the old movie theatre. Well, that's Bo. The dumbest $700 puppy to ever walk the earth. Not only that! But she couldn't find her ass end in an empty room, much less find some birds when my dad takes her hunting. At least she tries... :3 Little shit.

I sure do love her, though.